Wednesday, December 16, 2009

My Friend Andrea kent on Being 23 Years Old

"I was already 23. This is a great age, and I'm sticking with it 'til I die. You're old enough to drink and sign contracts, but you're still so young that if you do well people will think you're a prodigy, and if you do badly you can run back to Mom and Dad so they can help you. You can stamp your little foot and point out to everyone that you're an adult and can do whatever you want, but you're young enough so you can bat your eyelashes at the authorities and say stupidly, "Oh my God, you mean that's not deductible? Oh, wow, I'm like so incredibly sorry, I didn't know, I like never tried to like fill out a tax return before. Please don't be mad, okay?""

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